Ichigo Kurosaki
Head Admin Extrodinaire
Substitute Shinigami[A:2]
"It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"
Posts: 109
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Post by Ichigo Kurosaki on Apr 19, 2010 21:11:52 GMT -5
This is a pretty simple game I see on forums sometimes, and I figure it;s something to do when we're not trying to post so... Here's how it works. =D
User one will post a wish. "I wish I had a banana."
User two will grant and corrupt said wish. "Granted, but you suddenly develop an allergy to said yellow fruit and spend the rest of your life in a Hospital."
Then the second user will post a wish and the process continues. Sounds fun, no?
Anyways, I'll start with a pretty broad one:
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Dimitri Kalic on Apr 19, 2010 21:32:30 GMT -5
Sure, but you certainly can't land.
I wish I had some extra cash.
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Ichigo Kurosaki
Head Admin Extrodinaire
Substitute Shinigami[A:2]
"It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"
Posts: 109
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Post by Ichigo Kurosaki on Apr 19, 2010 21:37:50 GMT -5
Granted, however it's stolen and you get prosecuted and caught, then sent to a federal jail with Big Bubba as a room mate. Cheers! =D
I wish I owned a talking monkey.
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Post by Byakuya Kuchiki on Apr 19, 2010 23:44:25 GMT -5
Granted, although one day it became rabid wild and attacked you in your sleep. Bye bye bubbles.
I wish I could move at the speed of light.
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Post by Dimitri Kalic on Apr 20, 2010 15:38:36 GMT -5
Granted. You are now a beam of light.
I wish I knew where I could get this one awesome hat.
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Post by Hotaru Tsuzuki on Apr 20, 2010 16:42:37 GMT -5
Granted, but its so expensive you would be never able to buy it.
I wish i had a vanilla ice cream right now ^^
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Post by Tokei Tatsujin on Apr 20, 2010 17:19:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it was so cold it froze you solid.
I wish my watch wasn't broken.
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Post by Hotaru Tsuzuki on Apr 20, 2010 17:52:45 GMT -5
Granted, but the ticking of the clock will draw you crazy because it would be as loud as the takeoff of a plane.
I wish i could draw an elephant.
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Post by Tokei Tatsujin on Apr 20, 2010 18:22:35 GMT -5
Granted, you have the ability to draw an elephant, but your pencil broke.
I wish I was rich.
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Post by Dimitri Kalic on Apr 20, 2010 18:47:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose everything due to economic problems.
I wish I had some more knives for my collection.
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Ichigo Kurosaki
Head Admin Extrodinaire
Substitute Shinigami[A:2]
"It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"
Posts: 109
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Post by Ichigo Kurosaki on Apr 20, 2010 19:14:21 GMT -5
Granted, you fill your room with knives, cutting yourself to ribbons and shredded cheese. o3o
I wish I knew the secrets of the universe.
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Post by Dimitri Kalic on Apr 20, 2010 19:26:30 GMT -5
Granted, but you go mad from the revelation. Cthulhu Fhtagn! I'a! I'a!
Speaking of which I wish I could keep my focus on my work for once.
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Post by Tokei Tatsujin on Apr 20, 2010 19:31:29 GMT -5
Granted, but you were so focused you forgot about eating and died.
I wish for three more wishes..
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Post by Dimitri Kalic on Apr 20, 2010 19:35:38 GMT -5
Granted, but they're not yours.
I wish this wish couldn't be misinterpreted via obscure loophole in the wording.
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Ichigo Kurosaki
Head Admin Extrodinaire
Substitute Shinigami[A:2]
"It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"
Posts: 109
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Post by Ichigo Kurosaki on Apr 20, 2010 19:37:50 GMT -5
Granted. You have made the world's most pointless and boring wish, and kill yourself for what possibly COULD HAVE BEEN.
I wish people would give me free cheese. XD
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